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  • RT @parksandrecnbc: Ron, White & Blue. #ParksandRec
  • @Ron_White & thank a veteran. W/o them we'd be goose stepping down Main Street and speaking German.
  • @Ron_White thank god for benadryl and xanax happy puppy
  • @Ron_White take em outside..they'll poop out there. I've seen em do it!
  • @Ron_White That's what they get for waking me up every morning !
  • RT @Ron_White: Remember: Freedom isn't free. Neither is the ER bill. Be careful out there.
  • @Ron_White #CantFixStupid #Unprofessional #tatersalad #RonWhite
  • Remember: Freedom isn't free. Neither is the ER bill. Be careful out there.
  • Ron, White & Blue. #ParksandRec
  • Did you know that talking to yourself actually makes you more intelligent? I don't know if it's true or not, but that's what I just told me.
  • When it comes to bungee jumping, just like a box of Cracker Jacks, I need more nuts.
  • "When I go through LAX I take two viagra and demand a pat down" -Ron White
  • Ron White's Comedy Salute to the Troops: Kathleen Madigan via @YouTube
  • I like this idea #pandora
  • LasVegas: Ron White - Jul 4 at Terry Fator Theatre - Mirage Tickets: Guarantee:
  • #LasVegas: Ron White - Jul 4 at Terry Fator Theatre - Mirage Tickets: Guarantee:
  • @Ron_White #Unprofessional #CantFixStupid #tatersalad #RonWhite
  • @oliverdarcy What? Did you party with Ron White when he got hammered on that yacht? Or was it the chicks? @jason_howerton
  • #1962 June 29th - Brian politely responds to Ron White's letter (written 26 June 1962) with another letter.
  • Still waiting on the the day I get to go party in Ron White's Big ol' Fucking Building.
  • "I have this reoccurring dream where my wife gets run over by a bus. Does that make me a bad person? I'm driving the bus." -Ron White 😂😂😂
  • @Ron_White If you can't trust that unit of measure, what can you trust?
  • @tsickles321 I could stand up and get drunk and talk about how much money I have (or don't have) and make jokes.. I do NOT like Ron White.
  • RT @lpeavy: #CantFixStupid #tatersalad @Ron_White #RonWhite #Unprofessional
  • @Ron_White #CantFixStupid #Unprofessional #RonWhite #tatersalad
  • @Ron_White #CantFixStupid #RonWhite #tatersalad
  • I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonade…then find someone that life gave vodka to and have a party - Ron White
  • #CantFixStupid #tatersalad @Ron_White #RonWhite #Unprofessional
  • #Wabash: Ron White - Jul 19 at Honeywell Center Tickets: Guarantee:
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  • #Moline: Ron White - Jul 18 at I Wireless Center Tickets: Guarantee:
  • RT @bamparmy: Comedian Ron White On Sale Now Maui 9/19 Oahu 9/20 #RonWhiteHi
  • As comedian Ron White once said, “I had the right to remain silent, but I did not have the ability.” Surly1 on the Diner blog....
  • Drinking tequila with @alexcomic and @Ron_White #numberjaun #tequila #Quinceanera #kentucky
  • Ron White on Kansas, also hilarious.
  • Ron White on Tiger Woods. Hilarious
  • @DougBenson Ron white getting doug? I think he would do it
  • #celebrityfood I've used these previously, but.. ron white wine reduction, paula poundcake
  • Comedian Ron White On Sale Now Maui 9/19 Oahu 9/20 #RonWhiteHi
  • "@Ron_White: I can remember when hashtag was a game played at Grateful Dead concerts."
  • @Ron_White OMG my husband uses RCH at the pool table all the time! R=red
  • That would be all of us, good luck getting you car fixed RT @Ron_White: Never trust a mechanic who uses cunt hairs as a unit of measurement.
  • LOL! @Ron_White: Never trust a mechanic who uses c*nt hairs as a unit of measurement.
  • To oppose the 50 shades of grey movie I think Lewis Black and Ron White should tour together. Call it the " no shades of Gray tour”
  • @MGolicJR57 That means its' gonna be a good day Tater ....from comedian Ron White - don't want to mess wit U Mountain