chuck norris jokes

     

Chuck Norris Facts are satirical facts about martial artist an actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The facts are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris's toughness, attitude, virility, "alpha male status," sophistication and masculinity, for example:

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  • Why are their more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee? Because Bruce Lee is no joke.