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  • Merry Christmas, you beauties! 21 is up, ready for you to sip Christmas Bailey's, and eat chocolate as you read. :)
  • RT @amishschool: I always forget which one of the wise men was "Moe".
  • RT @DamonHunzeker: Charles Manson's getting married to a 26-year-old. She's gonna drive him crazy.
  • RT @SamuelHLowe: Let's be honest, if women did come with an instruction manual, it’s not like we would read it.
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  • RT @OneFunnyMummy: Only in parenthood is the question, "Do you want more toast?" answered with, "I have to poop."
  • RT @JesKeepSwimming: Some people say I'm narcissistic. Anyway, enough about them.
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  • RT @WildeThingy: Movie idea: Humanity wakes to find selfies no longer work. We follow a band of teenagers struggling to survive in this pos…
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  • RT @ForeverHairy: Haven't received a single fruit cake. It's like my family is trying to find new ways to disappoint me.
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  • MT @mommydean74 RT @RealJamesWoods Sharpton to have say over how Sony makes movies - Sony's corporate brilliance .. …
  • RT @ibid78: A montage of all the times the bottom fell out of the burrito as I'm about to take a bite, a mournful Coldplay song in the back…
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  • RT @NurseMurderer: Am I...are we... is this a date? *elevator opens & he leaves*
  • RT @JermHimselfish: *stares off into the distance* Distance: I have a boyfriend
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  • RT @ibid78: Interviewer: "describe yourself in one word." Me: "I am not good at counting. Wait that's two words."
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